Foreskin Face Jess :-)

funny nonsense

When really crazy stuff happens it is easy to get all “why me” sad and depressed. This is unacceptable. We must laugh at things that don’t make sense. Things that don’t make sense are funny. I could have needed skin re-grown from Jewish baby penis foreskin. I could have been foreskin face Jess.

On Halloween I was still on bed rest. There are a LOT of good scary shows on TV that night. Night of the living dead, all of the Nightmare on Elm Streets, and zombie movies galore were on. Real Life via the Discovery channel had them all beat hands down. Tarantulas in HD hooked me initially. They Sneak into banana boxes and head for your town.

 Scarier was on Discovery Health, “Sex Robot” 2010. I will quote one sex-bot builder, “By the way this is the man cave where all prototypin’ begins. Are you intimidated? Intrigued?” It gets scarier with the erotic hypnosis. A man takes his girlfriend to the hypnotist. She is then “hypnotized” into a robot that has a pleasure battery that must be charged. She then charges her pleasure battery by taking orders from her man. I didn’t know what to think about Sex Robot but I know I was petrified.

Then the Discovery Health Halloween finale blew my friggin’ mind. Guts and brains should have exploded out of my eye sockets- I laughed that hard. Medical Incredible is a generally awesome show but no joke; this one was “antibiotic aftershock” about SJS/TENs. Sarah is the only person with it to ever survive a 100% sloughing (of the skin). She even lost the cornea of the eyes! The doctors had to make skin graphs from neo-natal foreskin stem cells. She literally has skin like a baby’s bottom now. Sarah will also never get wrinkles because her skin is 30 years younger than she is.  I found this to be a completely awesome and totally soothing story!

Today I was telling my tale and laughed out loud and thanked God that I made a full recovery without baby foreskin grafts. I’m lucky and grateful.

Thank you for all your prayers and visits and love and flowers.   I’m doing much better and this is my last blog. Hopefully I will see you soon and we can laugh about it :)

Antibiotics: USE SPARINGLY